This is a game where the points don’t matter; ratings are assigned on an obfuscated five-star scale for your at-a-glance convenience.
0/5 – Laughably bad. Think Killer Klowns From Outer Space; they transcend the scale and stick out like a joker card. These are the unicorns recommended for pure spectacle.
1/5 – The fucking worst. I hated these, often because of a problematic element that made me rage. Most of these are works that I believe are damaging, hurtful, or harmful.
2/5 – Boring. It wasn’t good and I wanted it to be over.
3/5 – I liked it. It was fine. It was good. Maybe really good — or maybe just mediocre but still a completely okay way of passing the time. A lot of media that I recognize as being well-crafted-but-not-for-me ends up here.
4/5 – Damn good. I confidently recommend this stuff because it’s entertaining and accomplishes its intent well.
5/5 – So sweet, so fine. I bought a physical copy to mark up or rewatch. I’m making a little shrine in my heart. I’m obsessing. Reading all the interviews, essays, listcles, et cetera. These hit a personal nerve and are thus not included because of their technical brilliance (though they’re likely superlative), but rather are included because of their ability to reach me.
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